SOPRANOS QUOTES

Bobby: How's it going? You're the head of the union aren't you?

Union Leader: Yeah, I am. Who are you?

Bobby : Just a casual observer. You know, I've been following the situation, and I gotta tell you, it doesn't make much sense to me. I mean you recently got an offer, for a lot of money. And, if you don't get paid, you can't feed your family. I presume you got a family. I'm a family man myself, and I gotta tell you I'd rather take two shots to the back of the fucking head than not be able to feed my family.


What can we say about this guy. The ancient Romans had a word for it: asshole.






Think. The big fucking picture.


You ever feel like nothin' good was ever gonna happen to you?

Yeah. And nothin' did. So what?



That's what being a boss is. You steer the ship the best way you know. Sometimes it's smooth. Sometimes you hit the rocks.

Corrado "Junior" Soprano



David: I'm sorry; I'm sorry. I'm just having some bad luck!
Tony: Yeah? It just got worse.



If you're going through hell, keep going.

Winston Churchill




Go wait outside. Now.






The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

Charles de Gaulle







To the people I love. Nothing else matters.




However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.

Winston Churchill



You can put wings on a pig, but you don't make it an eagle.

Bill Clinton




Human frailty, makes me sick sometimes.

Christopher Moltisanti


When guys are on the mattresses they're not out earning.

Tony Soprano


Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while a great wind carries me across the sky.

Ojibwe saying


We worry so much sometimes it feels like all we do. But in the end it just gets washed away.

Carmela Soprano




* Tony: So what, no fuckin' ziti now?

* Christopher: Louis Brazzi sleeps with the fishes.
* Pussy: Luca Brazzi. Luca..
* Christopher: Whatever.

* Tony: Cheer me up, babe!
* Silvio: Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in...



Uncle Junior: You gotta lot of sense for an old gal.
Livia: No, I'm a babbling idiot. That's why my son put me in a nursing home.



Mikey: I think you should'a taken care of this Christopher Moltisanti thing the minute it first happened. You should'a sent a clear cut signal that if you fuck with Junior Soprano -
Uncle Junior: Take it easy. We're not making a western here.

Meadow: I hate my life, being a Soprano.
Christopher: Hey, don't ever say you hate life. That's blasphemy.
Meadow: Fuck you.

Christopher: Brendan's brains are floatin' in his bathtub. Message job, through the eye.
Pussy: Moe Green -special.



Christopher: This ain't negotiation time. This is 'Scarface, final scene, fuckin' bazookas under each arm, say hello to my little friend!
Silvio: Always with the scenarios.



Meadow: Sometimes you're so naive. What do you think Dad does for a living?
A.J.: Waste management.
Meadow: Do you know any other garbagemen who live in a house like this?


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Johnny: Oh! Pela marona-Jesus Christ almighty! Fuckin' albacore around my neck. Every time I try to do something, me and the kids will go without you.
Livia: They are not going anywhere! I'd rather smother them with a pillow than take them to Nevada!
Johnny: Always with the drama..

Meadow: Foo your computer. The Feds are coming.
A.J.: So?
Meadow: You want them to see all that porno you downloaded?
A.J.: Shit.

Carmela: A girl slits her wrists and all you can think about is a game?
Tony: Well, it wasn't like friggin' Cobain. It was just a little suicidal gesture, that's all.

Parvati: There's a Zuni saying: for every 20 wrongs a child does, ignore 19.
Tony: There's an old Italian saying: you fuck up once, you lose 2 teeth.





Joe: I respect the ring.
Davidin vaimo: Especially that ring. Probably came off a dead person's finger

Meadow: Are you in the Mafia?
Tony: I'm in the waste management business. Everybody immediately assumes you're mobbed up. It's a stereotype, and it's offensive.

Tony: I was proud to be Johnny Soprano's kid. When he beat the shit outta that guy, I went to the class.. I told them how tough my father was.
Melfi: Do you think that's how your son feels about you?
Tony: Yeah, probably. And I'm glad, I'm glad he's proud of me. But that's the bind I'm in, 'cause I don't want him to be like me.

Richard: Ask any American to describe an Italian-American in this country, invariably he's going to reference "The Godfather", "Goodfellas.."
Jason: Good movies.
Richard: ..and the rest are going to say "pizza".
Jason: Good movies to eat pizza by.

Leipomon myyjä: You motherfucker! You shot my foot!
Christopher: It happens.

Mikey: Fuckin' manners, please?

Massive G: You people are alright. Godfather? I've seen that movie 200 times. Godfather II was definitely the shit. The third one, a lot of people didn't like it, but I think it was just misunderstood.

Paulie: Altieri's wake is tonight.
Christopher: I phoned in a bomb scare.
Silvio: See, now that's over the top.

Tony: Two pricks with 9mm's. My self-esteem is non-existent right now.