Memorable Quotes from Bananas (1971)

Memorable Quotes from
Bananas (1971)

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Fielding Mellish: I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty.
It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.
Fielding Mellish: You're busy tonight?
Norma: Some old friends are coming over. We're gonna show some pornographic movies.
Fielding Mellish: You need an usher?
Nancy: Would you like to volunteer for the Volunteers for San Marcos?
Nancy: Have you ever been to Denmark?
Fielding Mellish: I've been, yes... to the Vatican.
Nancy: The Vatican? The Vatican is in Rome.
Fielding Mellish: Well, they were doing so well in Rome that they opened one in Denmark.
[Fielding is talking to a psychiatrist.]
Fielding Mellish: I was a nervous child - I was a bed wetter. When I was younger,
I, uh, I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself...

Esposito: From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence!
In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour.
Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under
16 years old are now... 16 years old!
Fielding Mellish: What's the Spanish word for straitjacket?